Wow, I'm new here and from the looks of it there have been no posts since February? Is anyone still here? A couple of years ago a friend of mine gave me the LSC/TS T-shirt and I loved it. She said it was right up my alley, so to speak. So when I found this tribe I was thrilled. Anyone out there? Any good Mayhem cookin' up?
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Re: HI Ladies
Sun, October 2, 2005 - 8:13 PMHi jan.. i am a Jan too. LOL. yeah this place is kinda dead alas. I am a newbie as well. Kind of. I find it hard to navigate..but it is fun to click around and read all the posts.
I would love to get a TEE like you got.
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Sun, October 2, 2005 - 11:15 PMHey -
Perhaps it's up to the new folks to get this place going! (I am new, too!).
I've been toying with a revenge plot against this bitch I work with, but the most viable, uh, project had to do with chicken bombs, which I like the sound of but tend to be impractical. What are y'all up to?
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Mon, October 3, 2005 - 6:24 PMHA....Whats a chicken bomb?? Would love to know. -
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Tue, October 4, 2005 - 9:49 AMJust the name is cool, isn't it?!
Apparently (and I know this only from another tribe), one takes a jar, puts a piece of chicken in it, fills the jar about 3/4 of the way with either buttermilk or windex, puts the lid on and secretes the "bomb" away in the enemy's lair. It takes some time for the pressure from the rotting chicken to build, but eventually, the thing blows and apparently it's impossible to get the stink out.
My problem, though, is the concern that someone could be seriously injured from flying, splintered glass, so the project is still on the drawing board! -
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Tue, October 4, 2005 - 5:51 PMThat's so weird it's cool. I'll have to remember that one!! -
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Wed, October 5, 2005 - 12:30 PMPerhaps we should come up with a Revenge File. Also, apparently there are numerous outfits on the web that will send dogshit (or look-alike) to someone you don't like. I think that's the perfect scam, though, because you pay for it, and you can never say to the person, "So, did you get the dog shit or not?" -
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Thu, October 6, 2005 - 9:08 AMDog Shit!! Can it go internationally??
Maybe you could do the chicken bomb thing, but put plastic or something on the top that would blow before the glass....? -
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Thu, October 6, 2005 - 2:23 PMMaybe wrap it loosley in layers of cheese cloth?? I like the e-mail I got about the wife who was dumped for the younger woman putting leftover shripm shelss from her dinner into the curtain rods when she had to move out of the house. After the x and his new squeeze moved in they couldn't pin point the source of the smell and had to sell the house (at a discount). When they moved they took the rods with them and the new house smelled too. Don't know if this is true or not but I thought it was a great story.
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Re: HI Ladies
Wed, October 12, 2005 - 10:11 AMDon't forget the ubiquitious PIE IN THE FACE. I have an exfriend.. who always worries about` everything and everybody being so PROPER. 'appearances are everything'...I would love to hire someone (this is across country so I can't do it myself) to wait till a good, public, austere, moment and.. do it.
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Wed, October 12, 2005 - 12:06 PMHmmm....you know, I have friends in lots of places that might be willing to...what part of the country does she live in? If I do yours, will you do mine?
Mine lives in Piedmont, which as we all know is NOT Oakland (yeah, right). She's a bulimic control freak who would probably have to barf after being NEAR a pie, let alone in the face. Oh, man. Just to see her. Thanks for that visual! -
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Wed, October 12, 2005 - 7:31 PMI just saw a thing on TV where a woman will ship dung in a heart shaped box to whomever you want. I like that, poo in a romantic box, complete with tissue paper and ribbon.
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